Day One: The Nerf Basketball Hoop
these little dudes have more freedom than most men
So we just moved into this new place and the ceilings must be at least 80 feet high. We have an archway that is perfect for the ever-magical, injury inducing, Nerf basketball hoop. I would love to do some Michael Jordan windmill type shit off our couch and come crashing down onto the (tacked onto the wall) hoop. I want to own this shit and do wicked nasty slam dunks in which I drop much gusto upon my friends. I’d like to have someone photograph me while I get dumb with air and fly over my friends heads all whilst pulling off the mid air pump, 360, ’round the back double fisted slam. Then I want said photograph to be blown up to poster size sos I can put it up above our bed and make sweet love to my old lady while remembering that day when I caught oh so much air.
But apparently that shit won’t fly. She says it’s too ugly and that I’m not 6. I’d like to disagree, but to what I’m not sure yet.
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December 4, 2009 at 5:31 am
Cant you just put the hoop over your bed and then jam while you jam? It seems like that would be a good compromise. BTW NBA Jam needs to make a comeback to the new systems ie Playstation and XBox.
December 4, 2009 at 7:34 am
Come on man, at least get a photo of some legit NERF shit. This is just some mini Spalding setup.
December 5, 2009 at 7:07 am
Indeed, it isn’t sponge, but the backboard is 3″ thick glass.
As for the bed jam, if I can’t get the hoop in the living room, please let me know how to get it into the bedroom. Kinda like being rejected for a dry hand job then asking for 69.